Preparing the meat.

The Meat.

Yyaaaaaaaaakkkxxxxs!!!
The anticipation hurts!

Getting a shave by Nirmala the trainee nurse.I think she was training her shaving skills.She shaved me from navel line right down to my thighs approaching my knees!It was a little sore when she decided to shave againts the growth direction!

Signing my life away.This trainee nurse kept asking me if I was in pain or bleeding.(I havent even gone in for surgery!Everything hurts before surgery!))And made me sign a form.













My temperature is taken from my ears while my blood pressure is getting read.










Blood pressure,heart beat monitor.My blood pressure is normally on the low side but due to my extreme fear I think it went up to normal instead of low.

The freak me out blood samples needle extraction procedure!!Aaaargh....the pain....

My poor punctured vein.Even the nurse showed me the 'finger'.I must have been a pain in her ass. I didnt scream,just turned a pale shade of blue.

The made me change into this really sexy garb.I wanted to have a shower but they ran out of time because of the late late check in time.

This senior nurse came next.She was very sweet.Made sure i knew the procedure.She was particularly concern that i knew about the 'new' self inflicted pain killer box that would be attach to me after the operation.It was a push button machine.And if I was to feel the slightest pain,all I had to do was press the buton.Great!



2 more trainee nurses came to check on me,cant remember for what.Same sort of stuff maybe.I think I must be a subject for trainee nurses or maybe it ws the invisible famous magazine photographer following me around that attracts these trainees.


.............and the meat is all ready for the BIG cut up!